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Cattle Fart Bags! Methane on the rise! Ouch! Fuel of the ages!

Well, We finally have the answer to being truly enviro friendly. Cattle/Livestock have been accounting for roughly 30% of our pollutants. Methane!!!!!!

We can now attach a methane collection bag to cattle and capture the methane for later use. This is great! I can just see it. Imagine the scene from "The Matrix." cattle to my left cattle to my right! All with colostomy type bags. When we milk em we will deflate em too. YEP! GOOD TIMES! I look forward to the looks of the Greeny summertime volunteers lining up to save the world! Not! If it can't be made to look cute or the guys can't get the cute girls then they will say no!

Chew on that!

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